Constrictor justifies his dastardly deeds

No...I am yet to be declared officially gay..:)...if you are straight
but the surrounding conditions want to change your orientation....the
time required for the transition is directly proportional to the
product of your resistance and capacitance...owing to a high
resistance and a decent capacity (or capacitance)..the time constant
in my case is much larger compared to the average snake lifetime...so
the above statement is proved to be inconsistent with the existing
theory...for i can never turn gay...
Moreover..jake should avoid using unofficial names here...and also
human references should be avoided...he has dared to mention one of
the darkest humans here which certainly won't be appreciated by the
snake community...it is not in the spirit of a snake to question
another snake's maturity..btw there is no question about constrictor's
abilities...

The Snakes

It's important to have an introduction to the members here. So let us start with our President, the king C******. In fact, I should leave the introduction stuff to the concerned department.

Ideally, for a group to function properly, the members shouldn't have feelings for each other. Unfortunately this is not the case with our group. To add to do that, its none other than our own President who is having a rebound crush on one of our vulnerable members, Ravi. And Ravi, who is starting to give in, is acting pretty weird these days.

As the head of the SR Department, I do not appreciate this but I am really helpless in this case which involves our President and the Maggu.