Constrictor justifies his dastardly deeds

No...I am yet to be declared officially gay..:)...if you are straight
but the surrounding conditions want to change your orientation....the
time required for the transition is directly proportional to the
product of your resistance and capacitance...owing to a high
resistance and a decent capacity (or capacitance)..the time constant
in my case is much larger compared to the average snake lifetime...so
the above statement is proved to be inconsistent with the existing
theory...for i can never turn gay...
Moreover..jake should avoid using unofficial names here...and also
human references should be avoided...he has dared to mention one of
the darkest humans here which certainly won't be appreciated by the
snake community...it is not in the spirit of a snake to question
another snake's maturity..btw there is no question about constrictor's
abilities...